Category Archives: Sports
The Gambler
Last weekend I suckered Woogie into letting me open an account with Bodog, an overseas website with malevolent intentions (namely, gambling). Since that not so fateful day, all I want to do is eat undercooked buffalo tenders and make bets. … Continue reading
PACKERS
Win and cover 27-21. Kurt Warner retires and opens his own chain of grocery stores.
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NFL Playoff Picks
Some absolute gems this weekend. Let’s get started with Saturday’s games. CINCY (-2 1/2) over Jets The Jets lucked into the playoffs thanks to scheduling quirks. I’m just not impressed with their last 2 wins over the Colts backups and … Continue reading
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Week 11 Picks (Sponsored by Natural Light)
Last Saturday, I shotgunned one too many Natty Lights and failed to post my NFL picks. Apologies, my faithful gamblers, but can you really blame me? Natural Light’s clean, crisp, watery taste swept me into a state of tranquility not … Continue reading
Gangsta of the Week: Bud Adams
Bud Adams is my hero. He owns my fave pro football team, the Tennessee Titans. He hails from Texas, a state I know never to mess with. And to top it off, he has the best head of hair this … Continue reading
Thursday Night Pick
Since I did such a bang-up job in Week 9, I assume you’ll avoid my expertise for this week’s games. Do so at your own risk. Cupcake’s feeling confident these days (maybe it’s the new deodorant) and he’s ready to … Continue reading
Woogie’s NFL Picks: Week 9 PLUS a Michael Jackson Dance Party
I pick the Lions, the Tigers, and the Bears. Oh My! I think they will each win by 100 points!!! Those are my picks for the day. As you can see, Cupcake’s picks were not very good, but he doesn’t … Continue reading
Cupcake’s NFL Picks: Week 9
In the hallowed tradition of Jimmy the Greek, the Swami, and John Edwards (the psychic not the philandering politician), I present to you my NFL predictions for Week 9: JAX (-6 1/2) over KC The Chiefs are like the Jonas … Continue reading
We (Don’t) Like Sports
What is up with guys and sports? Cupcake is an addict and sports is his addiction – it’s worse than crack! He’s constantly checking up on sports via his blackberry, the newspaper, the internets, the television, and by calling these … Continue reading
